Hi, gang, welcome back, it's time to crank up the ol' blog. My, what a strange 3 years and 2 months it's been.
And now the Republicans have had their first caucus. Willard "Mitt" Romney and his various Super PACs spent 7.3 bajillion dollars to get something like 36 more people to vote for him in 2011 than voted for him in 2008. Yeah, we should put this guy in charge of the nation's finances.
And he beat Rick Santorum by 8 votes! What a stunning victory! Oh, how the Democrats must quake in fear of the Romney Jugger-not.
Not that it wasn't effective. You couldn't turn on a TV in Iowa without hearing an ad that told you what a scumbag Newt Gingrich is. So Romney provided a public service there, to be sure. Looks like there will be no Brave Newt World.
Romney did have to contend with Rick One and Rick Two. Rick One heads back to Texas with tail firmly planted between his legs. Rick Two damn near beat Romney in Iowa, saving Romney and Iowa from the ignominy of a Ron Paul victory. ( Is the winner of the Republican nomination the Ignominee?)
Ron Paul has yet to rule out running as an independent, and he might as well. There's no future for him in the Republican party, and unless his son Rand manages to persuade him that it will kill his career, he'll probably go that route.
So on to New Hampshire, Romney's firewall, where we'll see Huntsman's Last Stand. Then the fun of Newt and Rick Two bashing each other in South Carolina to see who hates gays and loves Jesus more.
Who needs reality shows when you have the Republican primaries?
But here's a serious question for us all to ponder: Do you really think this country is ready to elect a man named...Willard? And talk about crazy middle names...Mitt? By the way, Mitt, time to show us your papers. You know, your birth certificate and tax returns. If Obama had to do it, you should too.
We're waiting...
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
I had the damnedest dream last night...
...yeah, it was SO weird. A Democrat won the election. In a big way. He even won in Indiana.
And here's the REALLY weird thing:
It was a BLACK guy.
How strange. I mean, that would be so cool if it happened but, I mean come on, what are the odds?
Excuse me?
Say what?!?! Come onnnn, man...you think I am that gullible?
Wait...seriously? SERIOUSLY??!?!?!?!??
Wow.
What a country.
Time to roll up our sleeves, folks.
This was not a top -down campaign. And it's not going to be a top-down solution. We will have to work on all of this, all of us. Our congressional representatives will need to hear from us. And our senators. We have to make this work. And that will require work and sacrifice.
And here's the REALLY weird thing:
It was a BLACK guy.
How strange. I mean, that would be so cool if it happened but, I mean come on, what are the odds?
Excuse me?
Say what?!?! Come onnnn, man...you think I am that gullible?
Wait...seriously? SERIOUSLY??!?!?!?!??
Wow.
What a country.
Time to roll up our sleeves, folks.
This was not a top -down campaign. And it's not going to be a top-down solution. We will have to work on all of this, all of us. Our congressional representatives will need to hear from us. And our senators. We have to make this work. And that will require work and sacrifice.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
So, ummm...
...looks like we got us a black President.
HELL yes, we just did.
What grace from both men in their speeches.
And what a lot of work we have ahead of us.
Is this a great country, or what?
HELL yes, we just did.
What grace from both men in their speeches.
And what a lot of work we have ahead of us.
Is this a great country, or what?
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Socialism, Spreading the Wealth, and McCain/Palin
The definition of socialism, courtesy of the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary:
1: any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods
2 a: a system of society or group living in which there is no private property b: a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state
3: a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done
Hmm, so was McCain a Socialist when he supported the bailout plan? The US has effectively nationalized, in part, the banking system. The Federal Government now owns a portion of a number of financial institutions, or will shortly. Who knew Bush was a Socialist?
Now let's talk about spreading the wealth around. Conservatives and McCain supporters are acting as if Obama was channeling Karl Marx when he talked to Joe the Non-Licensed Plumber, who wasn't buying a business but told Obama he was. ( I believe the technical term for that is lying.) Obama used the phrase "spread the wealth around". Oh, the humanity! It proves he's a Socialist!
Except...what does ANY tax plan do but spread wealth around? Even Bush's tax plan spreads the wealth around...it just spreads it more to people who are already wealthy.
Now let's take a look at Sarah Palin's record as Governor. She increased the taxes on oil companies, and gave the money to every man, woman, and child in Alaska. Each resident in Alaska got $4200. Just for living there. How is that NOT "spreading the wealth" around?
Moreover, if you were a child, and did no labor at all, you STILL got the check. See definition #3 above. How is that NOT Socialism?
They are going for the "I don't know what Socialism is, but I sure know it's bad" vote.
1: any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods
2 a: a system of society or group living in which there is no private property b: a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state
3: a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done
Hmm, so was McCain a Socialist when he supported the bailout plan? The US has effectively nationalized, in part, the banking system. The Federal Government now owns a portion of a number of financial institutions, or will shortly. Who knew Bush was a Socialist?
Now let's talk about spreading the wealth around. Conservatives and McCain supporters are acting as if Obama was channeling Karl Marx when he talked to Joe the Non-Licensed Plumber, who wasn't buying a business but told Obama he was. ( I believe the technical term for that is lying.) Obama used the phrase "spread the wealth around". Oh, the humanity! It proves he's a Socialist!
Except...what does ANY tax plan do but spread wealth around? Even Bush's tax plan spreads the wealth around...it just spreads it more to people who are already wealthy.
Now let's take a look at Sarah Palin's record as Governor. She increased the taxes on oil companies, and gave the money to every man, woman, and child in Alaska. Each resident in Alaska got $4200. Just for living there. How is that NOT "spreading the wealth" around?
Moreover, if you were a child, and did no labor at all, you STILL got the check. See definition #3 above. How is that NOT Socialism?
They are going for the "I don't know what Socialism is, but I sure know it's bad" vote.
My troll
I have a troll. A troll is someone who monitors a blog and comments about it in opposition to the blog, or the candidate supported by the blog, or other blog contributors or commenters.
My troll has repeatedly made requests that I say something nice about my candidate instead of bashing McCain and Palin. So, in the spirit of reaching across the aisle, here goes:
Barack Obama is intelligent, inspirational, and articulate. He talks about, and finds ways to, unite people rather than divide them. He talks about working for ALL of America, not just "the real Americans" or "America loving" parts of a state. He is steady and thoughtful. He represents the very essence of the American Dream, coming up from a working class background to the heights of achievement in academics and in politics, by virtue of hard work, skill, and talent.
His tax plan will give Sarah Palin a tax cut. Cindi McCain's taxes will go up, and Senator McCain's taxes will go down marginally, based on his US Senator pay.
Barack Obama will conduct a foreign policy that relies on the best people out there, not people with whom the President finds comfort. His foreign policy will be tough without being combative, unless necessary. It will also be inclusive, recognizing that globalization of the economy requires globalized responses to terror and anti-democratic challenges. It will not be erratic, impulsive, and arrogant.
Barack Obama understand what life is like in working and middle class families. He did not grow up with the advantages of someone whose father and grandfather could grease the skids for him. He had to earn his way to everything he has achieved, and understands the struggles of people who face enormous challenges every day of their lives.
Barack Obama has proven himself as a skillful executive. His campaign has been the most brilliant I have seen in my lifetime. They have anticipated and met every challenge, they have built the mother of all ground operations, they have inspired and mobilized a new generation of voters, and they will win a victory of historic proportions that will realign American politics for years to come.
America will overwhelmingly elect a liberal Senator from Chicago who is not, in fact, entirely white.
Lee Atwater and Jesse Helms, among others, are doing the Tilt-A-Whirl in their graves.
My troll has repeatedly made requests that I say something nice about my candidate instead of bashing McCain and Palin. So, in the spirit of reaching across the aisle, here goes:
Barack Obama is intelligent, inspirational, and articulate. He talks about, and finds ways to, unite people rather than divide them. He talks about working for ALL of America, not just "the real Americans" or "America loving" parts of a state. He is steady and thoughtful. He represents the very essence of the American Dream, coming up from a working class background to the heights of achievement in academics and in politics, by virtue of hard work, skill, and talent.
His tax plan will give Sarah Palin a tax cut. Cindi McCain's taxes will go up, and Senator McCain's taxes will go down marginally, based on his US Senator pay.
Barack Obama will conduct a foreign policy that relies on the best people out there, not people with whom the President finds comfort. His foreign policy will be tough without being combative, unless necessary. It will also be inclusive, recognizing that globalization of the economy requires globalized responses to terror and anti-democratic challenges. It will not be erratic, impulsive, and arrogant.
Barack Obama understand what life is like in working and middle class families. He did not grow up with the advantages of someone whose father and grandfather could grease the skids for him. He had to earn his way to everything he has achieved, and understands the struggles of people who face enormous challenges every day of their lives.
Barack Obama has proven himself as a skillful executive. His campaign has been the most brilliant I have seen in my lifetime. They have anticipated and met every challenge, they have built the mother of all ground operations, they have inspired and mobilized a new generation of voters, and they will win a victory of historic proportions that will realign American politics for years to come.
America will overwhelmingly elect a liberal Senator from Chicago who is not, in fact, entirely white.
Lee Atwater and Jesse Helms, among others, are doing the Tilt-A-Whirl in their graves.
Sarah's Excellent Shopping Spree
Oh, my goodness, children. She is truly the gift that keeps on giving. First there is the revelation that The First Hockey Mom had $150,000 spent for her wardrobe, and her family's wardrobe, by the Republican National Committee. Someone has pointed out that $150K is more than the average American family from a God-and-America-loving state would spend on clothing in 80 years. No word on what the rate would be for those America-hating Godless liberals. Of course, for Cindy McCain, that would be what she spends in about 45 minutes.
Then there is the delightful picture of her speaking with a very patriotic scarf about her neck. The scarf probably cost $400 and is red, white, and blue, with a motif of stars and stripes and parading animals which appear to be...wait for it...YES! Donkeys! Nary an elephant in sight!
Now, if you'll recall, Rachel Ray did an ad for Dunkin' Donuts in which she was seen wearing a black and white patterned scarf, which some people said looked like a kaffiyeh, a scarf worn by many Palestinians, most famously Yassir Arafat. The people who thought this way railed against Dunkin'Donuts because they thought Rachel Ray was supporting terrorists, and DD pulled the ad.
So, clearly, Sarah Palin is secretly in league with socialists and terrorists- loving-America-Hating-Godless-Liberal-Democrats! Off with her head!
Oh, and by the way...the expenditures are probably illegal, too.
My God, who ARE these morons???
Then there is the delightful picture of her speaking with a very patriotic scarf about her neck. The scarf probably cost $400 and is red, white, and blue, with a motif of stars and stripes and parading animals which appear to be...wait for it...YES! Donkeys! Nary an elephant in sight!
Now, if you'll recall, Rachel Ray did an ad for Dunkin' Donuts in which she was seen wearing a black and white patterned scarf, which some people said looked like a kaffiyeh, a scarf worn by many Palestinians, most famously Yassir Arafat. The people who thought this way railed against Dunkin'Donuts because they thought Rachel Ray was supporting terrorists, and DD pulled the ad.
So, clearly, Sarah Palin is secretly in league with socialists and terrorists- loving-America-Hating-Godless-Liberal-Democrats! Off with her head!
Oh, and by the way...the expenditures are probably illegal, too.
My God, who ARE these morons???
Sunday, October 19, 2008
So Much for the Bradley Effect
From Craig Hickman's blog (I have no idea where he got it):
-So a canvasser goes to a woman's door in Washington, Pennsylvania. Knocks. Woman answers. Knocker asks who she's planning to vote for. She isn't sure, has to ask her husband who she's voting for. Husband is off in another room watching some game. Canvasser hears him yell back, "We're votin' for the n***er!"
Woman turns back to canvasser, and says brightly and matter of factly: "We're voting for the n***er."
In this economy, racism is officially a luxury.-
Somewhere, Tom Bradley is having a good laugh.
I see that FOX and the Republicans are calling Obama a "Socialist". Apparently, "liberal" as an epithet has lost its sting.
Which administration was it that effectively nationalized the banking system? Would that be the Republicans? Isn't that sort of government intervention the very definition of Socialism?
Joe Scarborough has memory issues, or he's a complete moron. Perhaps both. In a panel this morning on "Meet the Press" he talks about the possibility that the House, the Senate, and the President could all be from the same party for the first time since 1936, raising the specter of FDR.
Seems to forget that Bush had the House and Senate solidly in Republican hands for most of his two terms. Not to mention the Supreme Court. Another Joe, another putz.
Speaking of Joes, the most famous plumber in the world since Super Mario is whining that he was treated unfairly by the media. What, he thought he could get the camera time and not have the media ask questions? And why not blame the McCain camp for putting him out there, unvetted? If anybody is to blame, it's the McCain people for making him the centerpiece of their campaign, and leaving him out to face the media without media handlers, a la Palin.
Shame on the media for actually asking questions.
-So a canvasser goes to a woman's door in Washington, Pennsylvania. Knocks. Woman answers. Knocker asks who she's planning to vote for. She isn't sure, has to ask her husband who she's voting for. Husband is off in another room watching some game. Canvasser hears him yell back, "We're votin' for the n***er!"
Woman turns back to canvasser, and says brightly and matter of factly: "We're voting for the n***er."
In this economy, racism is officially a luxury.-
Somewhere, Tom Bradley is having a good laugh.
I see that FOX and the Republicans are calling Obama a "Socialist". Apparently, "liberal" as an epithet has lost its sting.
Which administration was it that effectively nationalized the banking system? Would that be the Republicans? Isn't that sort of government intervention the very definition of Socialism?
Joe Scarborough has memory issues, or he's a complete moron. Perhaps both. In a panel this morning on "Meet the Press" he talks about the possibility that the House, the Senate, and the President could all be from the same party for the first time since 1936, raising the specter of FDR.
Seems to forget that Bush had the House and Senate solidly in Republican hands for most of his two terms. Not to mention the Supreme Court. Another Joe, another putz.
Speaking of Joes, the most famous plumber in the world since Super Mario is whining that he was treated unfairly by the media. What, he thought he could get the camera time and not have the media ask questions? And why not blame the McCain camp for putting him out there, unvetted? If anybody is to blame, it's the McCain people for making him the centerpiece of their campaign, and leaving him out to face the media without media handlers, a la Palin.
Shame on the media for actually asking questions.
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