Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Sarah's Excellent Shopping Spree

Oh, my goodness, children. She is truly the gift that keeps on giving. First there is the revelation that The First Hockey Mom had $150,000 spent for her wardrobe, and her family's wardrobe, by the Republican National Committee. Someone has pointed out that $150K is more than the average American family from a God-and-America-loving state would spend on clothing in 80 years. No word on what the rate would be for those America-hating Godless liberals. Of course, for Cindy McCain, that would be what she spends in about 45 minutes.

Then there is the delightful picture of her speaking with a very patriotic scarf about her neck. The scarf probably cost $400 and is red, white, and blue, with a motif of stars and stripes and parading animals which appear to be...wait for it...YES! Donkeys! Nary an elephant in sight!

Now, if you'll recall, Rachel Ray did an ad for Dunkin' Donuts in which she was seen wearing a black and white patterned scarf, which some people said looked like a kaffiyeh, a scarf worn by many Palestinians, most famously Yassir Arafat. The people who thought this way railed against Dunkin'Donuts because they thought Rachel Ray was supporting terrorists, and DD pulled the ad.

So, clearly, Sarah Palin is secretly in league with socialists and terrorists- loving-America-Hating-Godless-Liberal-Democrats! Off with her head!

Oh, and by the way...the expenditures are probably illegal, too.

My God, who ARE these morons???

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